Our Emergency Prepardness Co.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

This Boat?

Dear PTA Lady, Thank you for the good laugh you gave us when
you said you're in the same boat as me
with 1 two year old and 2 teenagers,
and yet somehow, you find time to serve on the board and
you don't see why I can't.

Just wondering, Is this the Boat that you were talking about?

Or is it this boat, bathing 4 and showering 2.
We do this a couple of times each week.

Are you in this boat when you're dining out?

Or, maybe this is the boat you meant:
These are the PBJs we ate for lunch, oh yes we did.
We also ate a BiG pile of sliced oranges.
Or were you talking about this boat?
My groceries for the week, lengthy receipt,
purchased at 11pm when I had a spare minute to shop.

Did you mean this boat,
at the dollar store with
7 kids spending dollars from Grandma?

This IS a Boat that we drive
If you are in this same boat, you're super lucky!

13 comments:

Kirsti said...

You never cease to amaze me, toni! Your life must be so exciting! And I knew you would email me back before I went to bed at 1:25am!! :)
See ya tomorrow!

Kirsti said...

p.s. My favorite boat is your tummy- wow, that had to hurt! Oh, the skin stretching!
And, no wonder you have to shop at 11 pm, with a cart full of food, where do the kids go? I often wonder where to put my kids on shopping trips. Push the cart with one hand, kid underneath... you know.
Drop off the girls next time you go grocery shopping! Tyler would LOVE it!!

Shay said...

I LOVE it! PTA lady is an idiot!

Maybe I'll drop my kids off tomorrow. you probably wouldn't even notice.

Jodi said...

I needed a good laugh. Love the pictures. Can't believe you can't find the time to serve on the PTA. LOL!

kim&ryan said...

I love it Toni! You are so freakin awesome :)

Keri and Neal said...

OMGoodness! You rock! And PTA lady will stand accountable before the judgement seat some day. :-)

Alex Obering said...

Hahahahahahaa! I hope that lady reads this! What a beastie!

HILL HESS said...

LOVE IT!!! You know I think you're wonderful already. After looking at this, I'm thinking you have a cruiseliner and I might be the lifeboat. I'm so glad we have you to share our sailing adventures with!

Allie said...

The PTA lady if a freaking idiot!!! She doesn't have a sniff what it's like. 2 teenagers to watch the litle one, that would be NO kids for her. DUH!!! It did however offer a good laugh!!! Love ya girl, you are my hero!!!

The Andersen Family said...

Love, love, love it! You are SUPER WOMAN---and still sane on top of it. Hero status for sure. (I have just been feeling like my belly can't get any bigger, APPARENTLY it can!lol)

Sonja said...

My stomach started hurting just looking at that first picture! Wow...you're awesome:)

Jennie said...

That was hilarious! Great blog.

Unknown said...

Thanks for helping me through another day. If you can do it then I can too. That is really amazing.